Kristina, Christian & William

Why Married !!!???

You have two choices in   life:

You can stay single and be miserable,

or get married and wish you were dead.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to   another,

"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

"Yes, I

 am. I married the wrong man."

A lady   inserted an ad in the classifieds:

"Husband   Wanted".

Next day she received a

 hundred   letters.

They all  said the same thing:

"You can have mine."

When a woman steals your husband, there is no

 better revenge than  to
 let her keep him.

A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is 

 finished.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it 

cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, 

I'm still paying."

A young son asked, "Is it true Dad, that in some

 parts of 

Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

Dad replied, "That happens in every country,  son."

Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real

 happiness was  until I got married, and by then, it was too  late."

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

If   you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to 

every word  you say -- talk in your sleep.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through 

life thinking they had   no faults  at all.

First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"

Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

" A Woman's 

Prayer:

Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to 

Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. 

Because Lord, if I pray for Strength   

I'll just beat him to 

death   "

 AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine

 children.

A blind man joins them after a few minutes.
 

When the bus arrives,they find it overloaded and only the

 wife and the nine kids are able to fit  onto the bus.

So the husband  and the blind man decide to walk.After a

while, the husband gets irritated by the   ticking of the stick

 of the blind man as he taps   it   on the sidewalk, and says to

 him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of
 your

 stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.

The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the

end of

 YOUR stick, we'd be  riding the bus ... so shut up."